Top Definition
a single, standalone coiled pile of faeces
;someone who has no friends and is a solitary dickhead; an irritating loner
Yikes, who left that monoturd by the toilet sink!

He's such a monoturd. He criticizes on everybody's artwork, gets on everybody's nerves and now always has lunch alone.
by stengsta May 20, 2010

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