Monsturd
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@monotude
A specific individual who is seemingly obsessed with multiple things such as minecraft,the Walten files,gacha life,little nightmares, and other such things. This individual is also trans (ftm) and bisexual. Another unimportant thing is that he is, unfortunately, a ginger. He is related to leprechauns. However despite that fact,he has gotten 1k followers on tiktok. (Good job).
" Emma:'Have you heard of @monotude?'"
"Kira:'No...who is that?'"
"Emma:'Oh,no one. Just someone on tiktok don't worry about it.'"
"Kira:'No...who is that?'"
"Emma:'Oh,no one. Just someone on tiktok don't worry about it.'"
Monsturd
Monsturd, a portmanteau of monster and turd, is a 2003 "horror" Z movie, but with its poor lightning it could easily pass as 80's or even 70's movie. In the movie, Jack Schmidt escapes jail only to be shot by a police officer in the sewers later that day. However, Jack Schmidt falls in septic ooze created in a scientific experiment; a chemical reaction between the ooze and Jack's DNA occurs and he turns into a living pile of shit, a.k.a monsturd. The monsturd starts coming out from people's toilets and eating them in their bathrooms, leaving a shitty mess around.
This movie is a joke and by any means it's not supposed to be taken seriously. It mocks all the low budget horror movies. If you feel like watching a film about a man-eating shit monster, then go on.
This movie is a joke and by any means it's not supposed to be taken seriously. It mocks all the low budget horror movies. If you feel like watching a film about a man-eating shit monster, then go on.
Monsturd by Attic Dweller April 30, 2019
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@monotude by I.eat.pen_ink July 16, 2021
monotard
Derogatory term for an individual of such uni-dimensional nature that they are unable to express anything other than a vague sense of satisfaction at all times. May claim to be 'happy', but will actually be unaware of what this emotion constitutes. Liable to be immensely repressed, and may well become alcoholic and/or psychotic in time.
Common examples include: Jack Johnson; presenters of morning television shows; Brick Tamlin; that person in your office who's permanently happy.
Common examples include: Jack Johnson; presenters of morning television shows; Brick Tamlin; that person in your office who's permanently happy.
Them: "Jack Johnson's music is awesome, its so chillaxed."
You : "Jesus... whats wrong with you?"
Them: "Nothing, his music makes me happy."
You : "No, you're confusing 'happiness' with 'numbness'. Happiness is a state which can only exist in relation to sadness. You're such a fucking monotard."
Them: "I love lamp".
You : "Jesus... whats wrong with you?"
Them: "Nothing, his music makes me happy."
You : "No, you're confusing 'happiness' with 'numbness'. Happiness is a state which can only exist in relation to sadness. You're such a fucking monotard."
Them: "I love lamp".
monotard
Derogatory term for an individual of such uni-dimensional nature that they are unable to express anything other than a vague sense of satisfaction at all times. May claim to be 'happy', but will actually be unaware of what this emotion constitutes. Liable to be immensely repressed, and may well become alcoholic and/or psychotic in time.
Common examples include: Jack Johnson; presenters of morning television shows; Brick Tamlin; that person in your office who's permanently happy.
Common examples include: Jack Johnson; presenters of morning television shows; Brick Tamlin; that person in your office who's permanently happy.
Them: "Jack Johnson's music is awesome, its so chillaxed."
You : "Jesus... whats wrong with you?"
Them: "Nothing, his music makes me happy."
You : "No, you're confusing 'happiness' with 'numbness'. Happiness is a state which can only exist in relation to sadness. You're such a fucking monotard."
Them: "I love lamp".
You : "Jesus... whats wrong with you?"
Them: "Nothing, his music makes me happy."
You : "No, you're confusing 'happiness' with 'numbness'. Happiness is a state which can only exist in relation to sadness. You're such a fucking monotard."
Them: "I love lamp".
monsturd
A monster who is also a pathetic piece of shit who does not notice it and thinks it would be normal and even genuinely good.
Usually a pompous, affected, presumptuous person who thinks they would know everything there is to know and know everything about everyone, bascially because they are too narrow-minded and pompous to continue learning, and think they would be doing people a service by degrading them and imposing on them and affectedly/"cleverly" manipulating argument.
Usually a pompous, affected, presumptuous person who thinks they would know everything there is to know and know everything about everyone, bascially because they are too narrow-minded and pompous to continue learning, and think they would be doing people a service by degrading them and imposing on them and affectedly/"cleverly" manipulating argument.
Monsturds are rarely in plain sight, and would see disrespect and disgusted reactions as validation. Making the whole event seem on the outside like a trivial occurrence on the internet. In order to really come into their own monsturds need a special environment, where they not only can impose on others personally but are also protected from "disrespect" and disgust. Making Quora probably being the most uniquely suited place for them.