monohydrogen dioxide 

What retards think water is. Water is actually dihydrogen monoxide (H2O). Monohydrogen dioxide is hydroxic acid.

Yo, check out my favorite rapper Vanilla Ice drinking a bottle of monohydrogen dioxide!

monohydrogen dioxide by kenbojoe May 25, 2006

MONOHYDROGEN DIOXIDE 

1. water
2. h2o

the stuff you drink on a daily basis

"hey whats that"
"its monohydrogen dioxide"
"oh you mean water you moron"
"shutup!"

MONOHYDROGEN DIOXIDE by dragoon347 September 21, 2005