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The act of opening a carton of milk from the wrong side, there by making a general fucked up mess of the entire carton and pissing off all your roommates in the process, because now when they get up to sneak a drink from it in the middle of the night the torn papper is all ganky and torn.
You stupid asshole! That is the worst case of mono lacto strangulation that I have ever seen!
by yesjaydom February 10, 2007
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