A school full dickhead boys, a lot of slags and girls that think they’re the shit but are really some clapped cunts. Basically a just a shit school.
person 1: Ah you know poppy? she goes monks walk

person 2: pffft who would go to that school full of slags and dickheads
by yournumberoneslag April 19, 2019
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During the winter months, the small pathway in Surrey referred to as Monks Walk becomes a holy grail for Thorpe Park Fanboys. They flock to it in their dozens, hoping to get a glimpse of the precious rides, and perhaps construction of new ones.

Many have been known to try jumping the fence, only to start crying when they realise that there is barbed wire, and when they get back to school having bunked off they'll have to explain the cuts.
I'm going down Monks Walk to take some photos of the construction

I went down Monks Walk earlier. Nothing to see.
by Mr Blobby January 9, 2005
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A small public footpath close to thorpe park, surrey.Where i spend my winter months ravaging stray moldy burger king double cheeseburgers for food, hoping to get a look at the amazing new flat rides.Usually i can get a photo that actually shows the top of the ride "slightly" obscured by the nemesis inferno station.My only friend is a tincan named david stevenson who i talk to everyday and execute plans to destroy alton towers.Damn them
"What the feck"

That's what the security guards said to me
by David Jayne willaims January 23, 2005
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