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A spear wielding monkey type thing from the game Savage.
You stupid Monkit!!!
monkit by Josh January 7, 2004
Someone that acts like an ape when get's annoyed by their bf or gf.

Makes bonobo and chimpanzee noises while annoyed.
Neves: What have I done now? Why are u being a monkito?
Raul (while being clearly annoyed at Neves): Nah I'm not, nothing's wrong

Neves: Sure, whatever
Monkito by woodlane March 2, 2018

Doucheolous monkitoes 

The scientific term used for "douch monkey".
"Gosh, my english teacher is such a doucheolous monkitoes, he assigns way too much homework!"
Doucheolous monkitoes by Desserts January 11, 2015
a group of hot sexah girls who scream like apes and have fun where ever they go ;D

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names usually: Val,Jen,Sam,Sammie,Steph,Suzanne,Liss,
Keisha
guy 1.DAYM did you see those sexy monkitas?

guy2. Yeah i heard they make you scream like apes. daym i wanna make them scream !!

Monkitis 

The inflammation often caused by high exposure to monkeys.
It is common in zoo-keepers who are around monkeys.

Though it is rare it is highly contagious because you can cough out a monkey on to someone else and the monkey goes inside them.
*COUGH OWW* I think I've got MONKITIS
Monkitis by WordPrinter January 17, 2021
the cheer of a monkey (the animal). as said in the curious george christmas movie "curious george, a very monkey christmas"
hes got spirit and monkety cheer!
monkety by arson_isdead December 18, 2022