1.) When someone gets on top of their parter (Usually female, who is face down, laying flat.) and has sex with them; Sex Act.
2.) When someone is an asshat. (See Def. Asshat)
3.) When you get deprived of a prize that is due.
4.) Alternative for "Motherfuck"
Hey Jane, how did you like that monkeyfuckin?
You silly monkeyfuck!
What the monkey fuck!
v. to light a cigarette with one that is already burning. (I take issue with the other definition because it does not use the phrase verbally)
Sheila monkey fucked my cigarette.
Lighting a cigarette from an already lit bud
Hey baby, bring that cigarette closer over here so we can monkeyfuck
say, let me get a monkey fuck off your cigarette.
When you light one cigarette off another cigarette.
Shit dude, my lighters dead... Mind if I get a monkey fuck?
To light your cigarette (smoke) from another persons cigarette - usually from a close friend or family member. This is only carried out when a lighter is not immediately available.
Sharon I need to Monkey Fuck your smoke as I can't find the lighter.
Using someones lit cigarette to light yours. Cigarette must be in person's mouth while lighting.
I can't find my lighter, Can I monkeyfuck you?
same as clusterfuck. a big mess caused by too many people doing a task and getting in eachother's way.
Look at all these people pushing to get out the fireescape. What a monkeyfuck!