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monkeynoodle1 

One of the coolest people ever they are very nice
monkeynoodle1 is the best mutual ever
monkeynoodle1 by Bleepblob July 7, 2021

monkey blood 

another term for merthiolate or thimerosal
used chiefly in solutions as an antiseptic for surface wounds
I skinned my knee and my momma put monkey blood on it.
monkey blood by AllieB January 13, 2008

monkeynoodle1 

One of the most swagyiest coolest person ever
monkeynoodle1 is the best mutual ever
monkeynoodle1 by Bleepblob July 7, 2021

monkeynoodle1 

A word often used to describe a homosexual with an unhealthy obsession over a Fictional character, and declining mental health. Fortunately, their redeeming qualities also usually include being kind and funny.
A: Hey, did you hear the rumours about Denki's name?

B: apparently its copied from a Fictional character. Their mom must have been monkeynoodle1.

monkeydoodle

people who look like monkeys with poodle with hair.
Last year in english class, amy would annoy the crap out of everyone in our english class and me and brittany gave her the name monkeydoodle.

Monkeybooty 

A monkeybooty is a man-child, in the age range of 25-35, that lives in his mother's house, eating her food, all the while maintaining the idea that it's preposterous to get a job. This man will fill you with so much false crap, so BEWARE!! He'll use his intellect and adorable charm to convince you that he is always right and no one else can be trusted. A monkeybooty will suck out your soul if you let him. IT IS ADVISABLE TO STAY AT LEAST 100 FEET AWAY FROM THE MONKEYBOOTY!!!!!
me: "Why don't you get a job and help me out?"

my EX boyfriend: "Because I don't NEED a job. I have you. I'm the great Monkeybooty."

me: "I wanna break up now."
Monkeybooty by Melbel801 November 22, 2011