Funky monkey

a mildy sarcastic answer to a persons weird or uncomfortable statement, usually when there is nothing else to be said. when you dont want to be obviously mean but also need that topic of the conversation to cease immediately with minimal awkwardness.

You invite your new boyfriend over to meet the parents and he just returns from the bathroom.
Boyfriend: I just took a shit and it burned and i had to wipe like 20 times to get clean!
Your mom: ...
You: um,..funky monkey! Sooo did Joella call you about carpooling?

by thebigtuft November 19, 2011

Funky Monkey

When you take a guy you turn him upside down and lick his whole body.

One day we were feeling horny and i gave him the Funky Monkey.

by UrBaN MoNkEy March 6, 2008

Funky Monkey

the dankest weed youll ever smoke in your whole life for dam shore. only found in jedburg south carolina, youll be so high you shit your pants

i had to pay $100 an 8th for some funky monkey, but it sure was worth it

by bigDonkeyDick <=====3 September 24, 2009

Funky Monkey

1) A Monkey that likes to dance, jive and play.....(often with himself)
2) Another term for a penis
3) A second term for getting some luvin

1) "Wow look at that Funky Monkey go!!"
2) "Dude, my monkey is feeling rather funky.."
3) "funk with my monkey!"

by Liam again June 21, 2006

funky monkey

see funky gibbon

by elphant June 5, 2003

Funky Monkey

When you take a guy you turn him upside down and lick his whole body.

One day we were feeling horny and i gave him the Funky Monkey.

by UrBaN MoNkEy March 6, 2008

hunky funky monkey

a hot guy who scarily similar to a monkey, yet still has it going on. Computer adicted usually.

hunky funky monkey:brown/gray hair, blue eyes, well dressed or t-shirt and jeans with chips and soda stains, with massive, and I mean massive, ears that could kill Dumbo with a single swipe.

by Brenda Ledwig March 21, 2007