1. "Dude, I can't believe your balls fit in your monkey basket!"
2. " I just heard that Donny was being taken to the monkey basket for raping a pineapple."
3. " And there it was, a monkey basket on my front porch."
2. " I just heard that Donny was being taken to the monkey basket for raping a pineapple."
3. " And there it was, a monkey basket on my front porch."
by Will Rothperson November 5, 2007
Monkey in the Basket - I can't believe the correct Urban definition is NOT already out there. This is the slang name for a bizarre sexual act performed in the Philippines by prostitues. The act involves a large basket suspended by a series of pulleys and oversized rubber bands. The basket can be lowered or raised very slowly and also rotates in a circular motion at the same time. The basket is usually suspended over a bed or table where the recipient lays down and the basket is slowly lowered down over the recipient with a hole in the bottom of the basket. Inside the basket is of course a prostitute squatting over the hole. Once the recipient and the prostitute have "acquired" the proper amount of penetration, the basket begins to rotate. The sensation is completely different from traditional in out/up down intercourse and usually lasts a fraction of the time.
by Heathmonster October 27, 2017