A term referring to early refridgerators with an adjustable cooling motor that resided on the 'fridges top part. Far more efficient than today's shoddy fridges
You have to check out this monitor-top fridge I found in my attic!
by captain wiggly January 25, 2004
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A normal sounding workplace title for a sick puppy of a pervert who hangs out on the other side of closed bathroom doors.
Jumping out with her pants still down around her ankles, she started the shit out of him with, “So you are the new bathroom monitor, it’s a pleasure to meet you!”
by Dr Bunnygirl August 9, 2019
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An adult employed by high schools to watch over hallways for bad behavior. The final evolutionary stage of the kid that would always remind the teacher to check the class's homework, hall monitors are usually losers and busybody Karens who feel important because of their petty position of authority that allows them to flex on kids. They suffer from a small man syndrome and are constantly on a mission to bust youngsters for the pettiest of infractions, such as vaping in the bathrooms, loitering after lunch breaks, wearing subjectively inappropriate attire and walking any faster than a slow strolling pace in the hallways.

Hall monitors are peculiarly nosy, prying, arrogant and self-entitled people who feel better about themselves for picking on kids who are more than half their age younger, being extremely proficient snitches. They will normally be in the employ of a high school well into their 60s as they have no desire or ambition to do anything better with their lives and are content with living out the rest of their existence in abject mediocrity.
-Hey man, want to go and smoke a bowl after school?
-I can't, one of the hall monitors wrote me up for Juuling in the bathroom and I've got 10 days of in-school suspension. Don't these people have anything better to do?
by BiggerGorilla125 February 16, 2021
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The person who nitpicks and judges everyone's food choices at the dinner table.
Food Monitor: You can't eat those french fries, those have 1600 calories, they are bad for you. Similar to the hall monitor when you were at school.
by ErisDiscord June 14, 2015
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A term used in Modern Warfare 2 to trash a player using a heartbeat monitor.
That fucking kid with the cheap ass baby monitor killed me again!
by MrConflict July 21, 2010
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A: do you have a gf?
B: nah, I have second monitor.
by Alex_Sobol February 13, 2022
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A phrase you say when something bad has happened but also after that another bad thing happens.
Sean: Hey man I’m sorry about your dog getting hit by that car yesterday.

Kyle: Yea man but you won’t believe what happened after that. My girlfriend called and broke up with me.

Sean: Wow you just pissed on the monitor!
by Krankëmz October 13, 2021
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