Two plus two is not six, you mong-ed.
5.
mong-ed
1.
monged
to be totally wasted on drugs!
man, i'm monged!
2.
monged
Monged - the result of several hours of steady smoking, characterised by inability to move from the sofa.
I was monged out last night after that weed
3.
MONGED
The day after a big night out, when the bad bits of those drug you took are still affecting your system
A bunch of guys sitting around a living room:
Brendan: oh my, what is that fabric (looking in the direction of my clothes
horse)
Ian: theyre my sheets,
Followed by uncontrollable laughter from all
Brendan: oh my, what is that fabric (looking in the direction of my clothes
horse)
Ian: theyre my sheets,
Followed by uncontrollable laughter from all
4.
monged
The feeling of uselessness that comes from doing pills (MDMA) and smoking weed.
After tugging on the bong I was well and truly monged
6.
monged
to be so drunk your falling asleep
i am compelely and utterly monged
7.
monged
We goto a local cafe in east london called 'Marias cafe' sometimes and eat greasy food, after leaving the building we are monged
'Marias cafe has monged me'.
