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Same as mong'ead.

numpty, etc.
Two plus two is not six, you mong-ed.
by F A B Scott June 24, 2006
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to be totally wasted on drugs!
man, i'm monged!
by pump June 04, 2003
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Monged - the result of several hours of steady smoking, characterised by inability to move from the sofa.
I was monged out last night after that weed
by cup December 12, 2003
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The day after a big night out, when the bad bits of those drug you took are still affecting your system
A bunch of guys sitting around a living room:

Brendan: oh my, what is that fabric (looking in the direction of my clothes

Ian: theyre my sheets,

Followed by uncontrollable laughter from all
by breny January 18, 2005
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The feeling of uselessness that comes from doing pills (MDMA) and smoking weed.
After tugging on the bong I was well and truly monged
by Chris_P May 03, 2005
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to be so drunk your falling asleep
i am compelely and utterly monged
by david flynn November 14, 2003
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We goto a local cafe in east london called 'Marias cafe' sometimes and eat greasy food, after leaving the building we are monged
'Marias cafe has monged me'.
by aaron July 09, 2004
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