the name for the delayed hangover you get when you get so drunk, you wake up drunk, and then the next day is when your hangover kicks in.
by Notmo December 5, 2005
The process by which a male obtains a condom and proceeds to urinate and ejaculate into it. The condom is sealed and inserted into the vagina of a sleeping girlfriend or wife. The surprise is completed when the male attempts to give her an Alabama Hot Pocket causing the condom to explode.
guy #1: yo that bitch is trippin, b.
guy #2: thats why i gave her a monday morning surprise and got the fk out of there.
guy #2: thats why i gave her a monday morning surprise and got the fk out of there.
by cot4lifeyo1 July 30, 2009
The day after the night before. Sore neck from sleeping on the ground. Dizziness and nausea from alcohol.
All the symptoms you learn to look out for in health ed.
All the symptoms you learn to look out for in health ed.
by Mr. Jacck January 31, 2011
When a girl tells you Sunday that she is leaving you, so you get extremely drunk that night, causing the hangover to fall on Monday morning. At this point, you would wake up, realizing you are now alone, causing a second major blow to your face. This feeling is described as the "Monday Morning Hangover"
by blah7890 September 27, 2010
Used to describe monday morning's on the toilet when your poop is only quarter-way out of your butt and doesn't want to come out just yet...thus making it a long process to finish
by mmqer January 17, 2019
by finn the manly man April 7, 2022
When your boyfriend walks into your shared bedroom and you’re asleep next to a mischievous Tijuana street dog and a half full street hat!
Yeah.. I missed two days of work after The Monday Morning! This could literally have happen to anyone.
by Wall-I October 21, 2021