mollytarded 

When you take so Molly that you need a handler for the rest of the night. You no longer have the motor function, speaking ability, or thought process of a normal human being.

We all went out Saturday night but once we got to the club Steve was mollytarded so Sue had to take him back to the hotel early.

mollytarded by C Rizzle3 September 24, 2014

moneytard 

Slang term used for someone who can’t manage their finances.

He’s a straight-up moneytard, he spent his whole paycheck last week on a 16” Apple MacBook Pro and since he can barely read or write, he doesn’t even do much more than search the web with it!

moneytard by Dr Bunnygirl July 21, 2020

mommytang

a portmanteau combining the words 'mommy' slang for 'mother,' and 'poontang,'(sometimes pronouced 'poodytang') which is slang for 'vagina.' Generally used in the context of MILFs, or making a 'your mom' joke.

Dad: MMM, MMM. That was some sweet, mommytang last night.

Son: For fuck's sakes, Dad, I hope you're talking about mom, not grandma. You know what, either way, what the fuck, dad?

mommytang by Dark. December 9, 2008

Mollytard 

A mollytard is an idiot, a simpleton, a moron - someone with whom it is impossible to work. Likewise, it is an injury sustained in a ridiculous fashion

i cant work with him any more - he's a mollytard

my knuckles are mollytarded after punching those country folk

Mollytard by bar tart February 22, 2010

mommyladygaga 

The cutest gaga fan account on TikTok 🥺

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mommyladygaga by Lanas.bitch March 29, 2021

MommyBirdChan 

MommyBirdChan

The best discord server owner who Is better than GamingGod23

MommyBirdChan-The best bird alive

MommyBirdChan by Daddy’s taken February 5, 2020

momtard 

n. the type of person a woman feels like when she hears about the ruinous moms out there who take their tantrum-free children to cool places every day and look great doing it.

I felt like a complete momtard this morning when my friend told me about the 4 museums she and her well-dressed kids visited last week while my kids wore pjs in timeout all afternoon.

momtard by jennirose June 26, 2009