Mommertz 

A girl who can`t get enough of cats.

I can`t date a mommertz becasue I am alergic to cats.

Mommertz by natenatenatenatenate August 5, 2012

Mommergency

objectively non-urgent concern that nessessitates a panicked phone call, often at innoprotune times (eg. first thing in the morning after drinking, while on a date etc)

It's okay, it was just a Mommergency , let's try to go back to sleep.

Mommergency by Neon Thrush November 24, 2018

yes mommer 

When one must always respond to said persons mother with the words: yes mommy, mom, or mother. This is usually the result of heavy parenting and overly obedient children. Every Yes mummer is physically and mentally incapable of uttering the word no to their or any persons mother. The yes mommer is looked down upon by the group, usually because of their forced early departure time, normally around 8:45pm.

John: Sorry guys, my mom's being a bitch and is making me go home early.

Group: BULL SHIT

Martin: Yeah right, you just can't say no to your MOMMY you yes mommer.

yes mommer by SK AC November 12, 2011

Mommer 

An Appalachian term for mother.

I love you, Mommer' 'How's your Mommer an them?'

Mommer by Longhairedcountrygirl August 22, 2010

mammers 

titties; preferably big and rude.

You see that babe Amanda Wenk? Bitch got some big mammers.

mammers by Cole U October 30, 2007

Momversation

The conversation between two mothers that usually last for a couple of hours

My mom had a momversation with my friends mom for a few hours.

Momversation by SoggyMustache January 29, 2016

mommernem 

My mother and them

Let's go see momernem!

mommernem by Mark Sand October 9, 2003