look up any word, like blumpkin:
 
1.
The annoying running commentary delivered by a mother to her about-to-start-crying child who is too young for (and therefore scared by) the ride/show/movie/etc... to which she has brought him.
I tried to enjoy riding Pirates of the Carribbean, but I couldn't due to the mom behind me delivering a mommentary to her 3-year old about how silly and funny the skeletal pirates were.
by srwebman May 21, 2010