momism 

Things that your mom tells you that can be considered wise, but most of the time you just do whatever you feel like and the one time she's right, you will never hear the end of it.

Momisms include:
- Jack, please put on your sweater, it's cold out.
- Do you think money grows on trees?
- Always wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident.

momism by _Gerhard_ May 8, 2007

Momism 

mom-iszem), noun,
A parade of questions that mothers ask their offspring when they arrive home from school.

Examples of common momisms:

1. How was school?

2. What did you learn?

3. Are you hungry?

4. What did you eat?

5. Why aren't you hungry?

6. Are you okay?

7. Are you sure you aren't hungry?

etc..

"My mom's momism's have been getting more and more annoying."

Momism by ALDS1001EXAMPLE June 13, 2014

Momism 

Those little tidbits of knowledge that Mom passes on to her kids, usually based on experience

I now pass the same momisms that my mom told me to my kids

Momism by Rowan 64 December 1, 2020

momimscaredcomepick 

a guy who dresses so edgy but somehow isnt edgy wtf and also good at funky friday

bro look its momimscaredcomepick he looks so edgy lets go annoy him because he beated us o funky friday

momimscaredcomepick by ayo#4211 January 19, 2022

momimscaredcomepick 

a guy who dresses so edgy but isnt edgy at all and also he is very good at rhythm games

idiotnoob01:hey look its momimscaredcomepick lets bully him because he beated my in funky friday on roblox and he dresses edgy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

momimscaredcomepick by ayo#4211 January 19, 2022

Momism 

The pornographic worship of one’s mother. Focuses on pornographic content that includes reference to direct sexual interaction between mom and son or cuckolding of a cuckson.

John practices momism. He loves making and viewing mom porn captions.

Momism by PowderedGum January 29, 2025