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molestasheo 

A derivative of molestache. A mustache on a man that does not look cool but creepy. This mustache would make you want to go check to see if the guy is listed on a pedophile website.
What's up with that molestasheo, you going to hang out at some playgrounds tonight?
molestasheo by Jacki Ledbetter April 10, 2007
any unpleasant act or situation akin to molestation; general violation
"the prices at Taco Bell are getting kinda molesty. They shouldn't be able to get away with that nonsense."

an awkward love letter that's not touching so much as molesty.
molesty by MrEngrish April 7, 2011

molestastic

when you can molest.

only really really good!
wow, your dad is molestastic!
molestastic by stephahoee July 7, 2008
To appear as though you might molesty someone.
Someone who is molesty may, or may not, have a molestache.
"Man that guy is super molesty; he's been watching those kids play on those swings for like 20 minutes!" OR
"Check out that molesty guy in the white van!"
Molesty by Lize87 July 31, 2007

Child Molestisity 

Adj.) A scale from 1 to 100 based off of how much of a child molester the person looks like/is and how young the child molestee is.
Ew! The child molestisity is off the charts!
Child Molestisity by ZoBo0mAf0o August 8, 2017

molestas las breastas 

me gusta molestas las breastas
molestas las breastas by iBarfsAlot November 20, 2009