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Let Me Turn Into the Mole and get a Swole 

Let Me Turn Into the Mole and get a Swole is a phrase used when a man is attempting to have relations with another person. The idea is that an erection is "swole" and one would like to have it burrow in an oriface like a mole would burrow into the ground.
"I'm saying though, let me turn into the mole and get a swole!"
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saul of the mole men 

A fucked up show on adult swim. It makes no sense to me which makes it amusing. The sweet 2d effects add to the greatness.
of the program featured brief introductions for the crew of a subterranean drill module. The team, known as STRATA, included Captain Jim J. James, Lieutenant Jen E. James, Robot, Kiko the Mute Wildboy, and the "rest" of the STRATA action team (which included Saul and Don Rogers, a man with a shovel). The main character, Saul, is seen in the background in many of these scenes. All of the characters are killed within the first few seconds of the first episode, except Saul of the mole men, Robot, and a revived Johnny Tambourine.
saul of the mole men by Tdowns September 17, 2007

mole's memory

The uncanny knack a promiscuous woman has to find her belongings- and the person's she's slept with.
I woke up and I swear I fucked her last night but there was no trace of her or my credit card- she definitely had mole's memory.
mole's memory by Kavorks April 3, 2021

Mole's Eye Melee 

A large-scale fight or rumble, usually involving a large group of people and often includes bar mugs being smashed and used as weapons. Generally involves patrons of the Mole's Eye bar and usually takes place in an adjacent parking lot or street.
"Hey did you hear there was another Mole's Eye Melee last night? The emergency room was busy again!"
Mole's Eye Melee by Brattle April 9, 2011

meat mole 

when a piece of edible meat, resembling a mole lands on your face while eating too fast!
Michael was eating his ribs so fast that when I looked over he had a meat mole stuck to the side of his face!
meat mole by Sambiase February 7, 2013

mexican "el mole" 

When a guy shits on a girl's mouth and adds some sesame seeds and shouts "mole!!!!"
Juanita and ricardo after doing the rusty trombone added sauce to their lives by making some traditional mexican "el mole"
mexican "el mole" by baloneiro September 25, 2011

Meat Mole 

What you call a fat dude's chode.
"That date did NOT go well. He was funny and all, but when he dropped his pants all he had was a meat mole."

"Brutal."
Meat Mole by DjentSlayer June 30, 2024