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Sweet Sassy Molassy

a seemingly meaningless exclamation. An equivalent to 'Oh my God' or 'Holy crap.'
(after Howse finishes eating Wilsun's presentation)
Wilsun: SWEET SASSY MOLASSY!

Sweet Sassy Molassy

When you use high fructose corn syrup as lube to have anal sex with someone who has explosive diarrhea.
Karen had the shits bad last night so we made a Sweet Sassy Molassy.
Sweet Sassy Molassy by Krista NZ September 25, 2021

Sweet Sassy Molassy

Particularly attractive member(s) of the opposite sex.
Wow, look at that sweet sassy molassy!

or:

The molassy at this party is sweet and sassy!
Sweet Sassy Molassy by Drakonian December 4, 2003

molasses mustache 

A mustache that's dripping wet With feces and seamen like a dirty Sanchez but without the pubes
After a long night at the rest stop bob had a molasses mustache from all the rides he'd been giving
molasses mustache by blumpkin25 February 8, 2015

molassochist 

Someone who derives pleasure from causing a process to move painfully slow.
The guy at the DMV is a molassochist!
molassochist by Mike Shryock December 29, 2007

molasses junction 

The painful situation that happens after a poor wiping of your ass; the dried feces then becomes thicker and it hurts when you try and wipe it.
Man, I was in a hurry after using the bathroom... now I'm stuck in Molasses Junction.