Sweet Sassy Molassy

Sweet sassy molassy get out the checkbook and pay grandma for the rub down!!

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a seemingly meaningless exclamation. An equivalent to 'Oh my God' or 'Holy crap.'

(after Howse finishes eating Wilsun's presentation)
Wilsun: SWEET SASSY MOLASSY!

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When you use high fructose corn syrup as lube to have anal sex with someone who has explosive diarrhea.

Karen had the shits bad last night so we made a Sweet Sassy Molassy.

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Particularly attractive member(s) of the opposite sex.

Wow, look at that sweet sassy molassy!

or:

The molassy at this party is sweet and sassy!

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molasses mustache

A mustache that's dripping wet With feces and seamen like a dirty Sanchez but without the pubes

After a long night at the rest stop bob had a molasses mustache from all the rides he'd been giving

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Someone who derives pleasure from causing a process to move painfully slow.

The guy at the DMV is a molassochist!

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The painful situation that happens after a poor wiping of your ass; the dried feces then becomes thicker and it hurts when you try and wipe it.

Man, I was in a hurry after using the bathroom... now I'm stuck in Molasses Junction.

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