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Monero (XMR) is a private and untraceable cryptocurrency that keeps money confidential. Contrary to many cryptocurrency projects, it's actually grassroots, developed as a decentralized open source software, and dedicated to privacy & freedom.
See also SHUM.
- Did you hear the twitter hackers got caught by following their Bitcoin transactions?
- Haha, so dumb, they should have asked for Monero!
Monero by 01111010 August 3, 2020
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green miner 

An individual whom probes a bowl of weed for urburnt green.
Look at Ian probing that bowl, what a green miner.
green miner by MajDeath December 10, 2008

Diamond Miner 

An upgraded version of a gold digger. Gold diggers are mid level money grabbin' hos. Diamond miners are once that really go for the tycoons and billionaires. The highest ranking gold digger. A highly successful gold digger. As diamonds are worth more than gold.
Yo check out that young girl married to the 80 year old Billionaire. Man she ain't a gold digger, that's a diamond miner!

Gold diggers are obsolute, being a diamond miner is where it's at.
Diamond Miner by Mikey Mk June 29, 2011

Cryptocurrency Miners

Arseholes who buy out every gaming GPU in stock so that they can fatten their purses with little to no effort. Because of these utter shitbags, the prices of gaming graphics cards have soared, and few are in stock. Worse still, after using and abusing the dozens of cards they bought, they sell them to poor unknowing buyers on the internet. If you can't buy a new graphics card, these fucks are to blame.
"All I can buy right now is a GT 1030, fuck, I wanted a GTX 1060, but it's not worth it when they cost a thousand bucks, damn cryptocurrency miners"
Cryptocurrency Miners by TADPOOL January 31, 2018

ashtray miner 

A person who digs through ashtrays looking for smokable cigarette butts.
Sonny referred to Ricky as an ashtray miner after he witnessed him digging through an ashtray looking for butts.
ashtray miner by JRC83 August 14, 2008

Minerva McGonagall 

One of the best professors Hogwarts has ever seen. She is strict, but clever, funny, and caring. Some of her best moments were when she was making Umbridge look like a fool and fighting the Death Eaters in Deathly Hallows.
Slytherin: I loathe Minerva McGonagall, she never let's us have a free day..

Ravenclaw: But she's so smart, and I'm glad she let's us do work!

Gryffindor: Did you see her stand up to that Umbridge woman?! None of the other teachers had the guts to stand up to her.

Hufflepuff: C'mon guys, I don't like conflict...
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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