Moggys haircut 

An exceedingly long time in which suicide seems preferable to waiting for it to finish

God this is taking longer than moggys haircut

Moggys haircut by DCRNOTSIR July 31, 2020

moggy 

the english slang for the word cat.

"look at that wet moggy"

moggy by casting_shadows May 3, 2006

Moggy donk

Usually defined as 'just moggy donk', it doesn't have a set definition.

It is a contextual phrase that can be used as a placeholder word in conversation and when you're asked a question you don't know the answer to.

1. "Sculptor Frederic Auguste Bartholdi based the face of the Statue of Liberty on whom?"
"Moggy donk!"

2. "That is just moggy donk.."

Moggy donk by Literate Scouser January 29, 2019

Moggy 

A moggy is a mixed cat; a mutt, like 97% of the cats in the world are.

I adopted a moggy, he's the sweetest thing! I wouldn't lose him for anything!

Moggy by Cat-Expert July 20, 2009

moggis

retard in swedish

look at that fucking moggis!

moggis by the avrg neo-nazi August 30, 2023

Moggsy

A person perpetually in denial over there own drug addiction. Often leading to embarrassing situations that may include propositioning family members and siblings for more drugs.

Damo: I havent done pills for like 6 months dude

Mitch: Dude ur being a moggsy...you did pills last weekend.

or

Sam: Dude im so wasted but theres no chicks in this joint

Mitch: ur sisters here dude..you could chuck a moggsy?

Moggsy by djb2251 May 12, 2009

meggysab 

A meggysab. An unstoppable force that will fuck your shit up. If anyone fucks you over don't fret, meggysab will have a scheme up their sleeves. They are also the sweetest assholes you've ever meet. If you ever meet a meggysab chances are they're 5'3 cousins that can outdrink frat pledges, who also have matching ass tats. Treat a meggysab right because you'll never meet another bitch as sweet yet psycho as them.

Yo did you see meggysab at the bar last night?

Yeah...those psycho funny bitches were everywhere, what a riot!

meggysab by meggysab September 1, 2021