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A fat chick you find for desprate sex. You take her camping with you, so no one will view your mounting of her. Except natures animals, and they do not judge.
I was so hard up for some lovin.. I went "Hoggin" and found me a take. We went camping and she was my "mobile waterbed".
by The Jerk Meister January 23, 2009
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