Mixer

A white person who, for unknown reasons, seems to think they're black. They also have an odd side-effect of thinking they're totally cool an that they have bulging muscles. No joke, about 99.99% of the people who I've seen like that get ARRESTED in freakin' middle-school.

Guy: "Why the hell did that kid try and beat you up?"

Friend: "He's a Mixer"

Guy: "Ah, that explains it"

by Mark2791 March 28, 2009

Dough mixer

The act of fucking anything “doughy” using your hands to knead the surrounding body parts.

A flappy but firm effect.

Soft but firm. Feels like a dough just after its resting stage. Holds a semi strong form although might bounce away with an applause. Usually an age derived bonus. Get it while it’s available

“She had the perfect tits for the dough mixer”

by Titty Chef June 3, 2023

prep mixer

A high school mixer at St Joes Prep High School in North Philly. Specifically for incoming freshman, the prep mixer is a dance for prep boys and surrounding sister schools. All other boys schools are jealous they can't go because all the hot girls talk about it.

Notre Dame Girl: OMG ARE U GOING TO THE PRIXER ??(Another name for Prep Mixer)
Merion Mercy Girl: YESSS I CANT WAIT.
Sacred Heart Girl: Sucks for all the Malvern Boys who cant go!!!! Its gonna be a party!!!!

by NDAGIRLFORLIFE September 14, 2013

The mixer's at the door

Urgently needs to do a shit

I gotta find a toilet real soon man, the mixer's at the door.

by Macktown February 18, 2018

sement mixer

A shot of liquor made by combining the semen of 2 or more human males, and a splash of vodka. The semen is harvested immediately prior to serving.

"Bobby and I got really bored with traditional shots, so we jerked each other off and made some sement mixers."

by jFET January 19, 2014

Mixer Ball

A ball played into a crowded penalty area, usually before a game of football takes place.

(ball is crossed into box)
Shouts of: Mixxeerrr baaall As everyone attacks the ball, usually with head or acrobatic volley. This is called a mixer ball.

by mixerr July 20, 2010

Jello Mixer

Jello Mixer is a term used to describe someone who use's date rape drugs as most come in a powder form that you put in to a drink

"I bet that guy is a Jello Mixer" or "he looks like a Jello Mixer"

by Oddbark July 10, 2017