Mixologist 

A wank word for someone who failed university and became a cocktail shaker.

John: I decided to leave university to become a mixologist.

Sam: So you failed and became a bartender.

Mixologist by 11398787 November 8, 2012

Trust me, I'm a mixologist. 

A phrase often uttered by amateur bartenders who don't know what the hell they're doing, in order to gain the trust of a customer who doesn't know what they really want.

Customer: How do you know this drink will be good?

bartender: Trust me, I'm a mixologist.

Trust me, I'm a mixologist. by t3vin24 April 7, 2017

Mixologist 

A tattooed apron wearing douchebag adorned with a quasi trendy moustache, usually wearing a page boy cap who significantly overcharges you for a gin and tonic with a rose petal in it whilst boring the fuck out of you about how he made his own campari

Q: Should we get some negronis?

A: NO! That bar spoon spinning hipster douche mixologist behind the bar will find some way to fuck up a three ingredient drink, call it a craft cocktail and charge us through the asshole for them. I will get a bottle of beer with the cap still on it if they can't fuck that up...

Mixologist by Notabeardedvillian December 9, 2021

Fecal Mixologist 

See: shit stirrer

That professor is a real fecal mixologist

Fecal Mixologist by witofatwit December 12, 2010

mixologist 

a bartender, especially one who specializes in mixed drinks

I'm no mixologist, but I know that a whiskey sour is better with actual lemon juice.

mixologist by The Return of Light Joker July 26, 2011

Mixologist 

A master bartender. Also, Mixologist is "The ultimate drink recipe and bartending app" for the iPhone.

Only a true mixologist knows how to pour my favorite cocktail.

Mixologist by Oregon87 August 10, 2009

Fragrance Mixologist 

Someone or blends or mixes two or more Pink Zebra Sprinkle fragrances to make a custom fragrance.

As a Pink Zebra Independent Consultant, Teresa Lynnette is always mixing or blending fragrances together, making her a Fragrance Mixologist.

Fragrance Mixologist by TeresaLynnette August 25, 2021