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Mitt Romney Flip-Flopper 

To flip-flop to make yourself look good for Southern Social Conservatives.

To run for senate Governor in Massachusetts supporting Gay Rights and Pro-Choice values, then switching your position when you run for President.

To Take credit for Social Programs that you did not support and in some cases vetoed. Taking credit for balancing the Massachusetts state budget while claiming that you are not a big spender.
To interfere with the States veiws to look good national
"Don't vote of a Mitt Romney Flip-Flopper" you'll never know what he supports.

mitt romney ads 

Stupid video ads that pop up on any site that have to do with the Republican politician Mitt Romney and usually take up to 30 seconds wasting your time.
Person: oh look ___ made a new video!
*opens youtube video*
*ad pops up and says*: "Mitt Romney is a your future."
Person: -_- fucking mitt romney ads... *waits 17 seconds*

Mitt Romney

Something Massachusetts is happy to be rid of. More commonly known as "Mitt the Shit" or "Mittens", Romney left office before he could be run out of the state on a rail. He really did a good job fixing the Big Dig. Yeah, right!

This guy is not only incompetitent, he's the biggest flip-flopper in politics. And this doesn't mean his position "evolves" over time or as the situation changes. Mitten's position changes depending on which state he happens to be in at the time. No nuance about this guy. He's one of those "dazzle them with bullshit" kind of politicians, about as cardboard and phony as you will find in politics.
Mitt Romney is George W. Bush after elocution lessons.
Mitt Romney by DK Sett May 23, 2007

Mitt Romney 2012 

An expression used after saying some extremely offensive or disgusting to shed humor or justify what was said
I think we should just kill all of the crack babies and welfare queens....... Mitt Romney 2012

I wish my parents were dead...... Mitt Romney 2012
Mitt Romney 2012 by werstonmutterson December 12, 2012

Mitt Romney

Shape-shifting, cream-cheese LDS hustler with a spray-on tan. Currently seeking the 2008 Republican Presidential nomination. A fiscal conservative's dream, which is to say malleable and not-too-bright, but can be counted on to look after the interests of the very rich and to never raise their taxes (see George W. Bush). Republican-leaning women will vote for Mitt based on his looks alone. If he is nominated, will probably be our next president due to the sheer stupidity of the typical American voter (see George W. Bush). Will also hammer gay people to assure the Bible-beaters and red-faced Southern haters that he worries about what consenting adults do in bed just as much as they do.
"I'm Mitt, I'm shit"
"Mitt Romney has changed positions more times than a Stretch Armstrong doll"
"If elected, Mitt Romney promises to give everyone in America their own planet to live on after they die!"
Mitt Romney by Chatty Chrissy January 29, 2008

Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney by Kenny Genius February 27, 2011