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Mithraism 

A religion that was practiced exclusively by the Roman hierarchy between 200-400 CE. It was the state religion for a short time before Christianity recieved it's backing from Constantine. Mithraism centered around a figure named Mithra who was born from a rock, had twelve disciples, taught Baptism and Eucharist, and was crucified. Like Christianity it had seven central rituals called sacraments. The two main sacraments were Baptism and the Lord's Supper. Ironically, Christianity ended up dominating the empire because it was backed by the Mithraic, Constantine.
Christianity borrowed a lot from Mithraism.
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Some guy that Jesus ripped off
Mithras: Okay, get this - I'm the son of a god, I was born to a virgin, I taught people important things and performed miracles, and then I was executed, but came back to life!

Jesus: Hey, sounds cool. I think I'll steal that.

Mithras: Dammit, I knew I should've gotten it copyrighted!
mithras by MISTER OWNINATOR May 6, 2007
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Mithras worship

Also called Mithraism is a religion that is a revival of the ancient Roman worship of the god Mithras.
He started out as a Persian god. And embodies the divine power of light. The religion is under the influence of Astrology, especially Hellenistic Astrology.
He is a solar deity who presides over the stars,planets, and other astronomical features of the celestial zodiac.
He was born from a rock on December 25. And his birthplace was visited by shepherds.
Mithras then goes forth to slay a bull from whom blood and semen new life emerges.
He is associated with the invisible forces of the universe.
Rituals in the religion are baptism,and communal meals.
Mithric initiates are sprinkled and purified with blood flowing from a sacrificed bull.
There are seven grades or levels in the religion. Corax,Nymphus,Miles,Leo,Perses,Heliodromus,and Pater.
He's into Mithras worship.
Mithras worship by Judge dredd7 August 23, 2011

Mishaism 

Mishaism is a religion that has Misha as it's true and powerful God. Mishovy Silenosti more known as Misha, is a youtuber based in Czech Republic that got quite popular for his song "Pokemon Go Song" (considered a religious song by mishaism followers).

Some of the mishaism rules include:

- You shall play pokemon go everyday

- Death upon meat eaters

- Death upon haters

- Misha is the best youtuber and the best and no one shall question this

- You shall vote for Misha as the next president
The mishaism began to be spreaded since the year of 2016, after the popularity of the song "Pokemon Go Song" and after the many roast videos made on Misha's video.

" Dude, what's your religion"
"I'm mishaistic"
"Oh, so am I"
Mishaism by mishaisgod July 1, 2017
Mithransh means a Ray of Sun…Always bright , happy and full of energy…Can never stay in a place and wants entertainment all the time…Loves doing the head nod dance…
Be bright Be Mithransh
mithransh by RiyaReddy November 23, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026