Mistook your jam for jelly 

When you think one object for something very similar to it.

"Tina you mistook your jam for jelly when you grabbed me limes instead of lemons."

Mistook your jam for jelly by Editor man March 4, 2008

The Man Who Mistook Pi for Pie 

When on hearing the sound of the number π, an autistic person or idiot savant thinks of a slice of a cake or pizza instead, or equates either word for something else that is unmistakably alien or paranormal.

Just as the man who mixed up his job for his life, Prof. Paulos, who mildly suffers from schizophrenia, occasionally sounds like the man who mistook pi for pie.

The Man Who Mistook Pi for Pie by Numerati December 28, 2023

Mistök 

þegar einhver býr til Edward freyr capito

eg er mistök og eg heiti eddi

Mistök by fokkaðu þér eddi October 18, 2019

MisLook 

An action similar to miswave, but instead of one waving when one's name is called, one looks all around trying to find the person who called it, causing an awkward moment.

Ryan D: *walking at school*
Random person from afar, not talking to Ryan D: Hey Ryan! Come over here!
Ryan 1: MisLooks *looks around frantically*, trying to find the caller of his name, but instead ends up with people looking and laughing at his misfortune.

MisLook by alexpwnsryan February 4, 2009

Mistoke 

Another form of the word mistake. Why would you mistaken something when you can mistoke it? Mistoke is the most common way for stoners/retards to say mistaken.

Unless I mistoke Bret to be Brett, but whatever.

Mistoke by Jew baggle September 14, 2010

mistooken 

the correct past tense for the mistake.

I was mistooken yesterday about when the dance is.

mistooken by DoggyNate September 27, 2017

Mistrokoigledoink 

Mistrokoigledoink is to stab someone 453 times, shoot them 30 times, beat the shit out of them, and then kick them in the jaw.

I will mistrokoigledoink you.

Mistrokoigledoink by pickupthephone November 16, 2023