A really boring city in Texas. Close enough to the gulf to be affected by huricanes and extreme humidity. It is usually around 70-85 degrees farenheit during the holidays. Susceptible to massive droughts during the summers. Mostly every teenager smokes weed. Because it is so boring.
person 1: you want to go to missouri city, texas?
person 2: Hell no, it's boring as fuck.
by calcualter August 10, 2011
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