mississippi mud treatment

You take a shit, use it as a finger paint, and use it on your fuck buddy

Hey babe, do you want a mississippi mud treatment?

by random guy at school March 9, 2016

Mississippi mud trap

When you shit while getting fucked in the ass.

I fed Steve tacos to make sure we had a good Mississippi mud trap tonight

by VinnieXX September 7, 2022

mississippi mud mask

When you are having anal sex and you pull out and jizz on their face. Then use your cox like a paint brush spreading the jizz and truffle butter on their face.

I gave my old lady a mississippi mud mask and now she got pink eye.

by Grit Sharpenson October 19, 2017

Mississippi Mud Baby

A big ass turd that's extremely long and wide. Trying to poop it out feels like giving birth to a baby

"Bruh, Justin left a Mississippi Mud Baby in the toilet now its fuckin' clogged man!"

by somebodythatyoudontknow November 29, 2021

Mississippi Mud Smurf

When you have sex in a porta-potty and it tips over with the occupants inside.

This concert is getting me so hot; do you want to go do a Mississippi Mud Smurf?

by medic1234 August 14, 2022