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the male version of cameltoe, i.e., when you can see the guy's package because of the tightness of the pants
Wow, Jim's missile toe nearly put my eye out today when he walked up to my cubicle.
by Jon Michael September 18, 2007

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(v.) When a person uses their hallux (big toe) to stimulate their partner sexually. The act is most commonly performed on a female and upon the vagina. Variations exist using the other toes and/or other orifices. c.p. fingering.
"Yo man what's with the limp?"

"Bro I got really bad foot cramps, I missiletoed Sarah last night and fucked up my foot."

"The fuck?"
by crankfoot December 26, 2013

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