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mixology 

The term used by employees of bars and night clubs to mask the fact that they are bartenders. It is intended to make the occupation sound more important or part of the sciences
Golfer #1: My three sons are doing quite well. One is a wetland ecologist, one is a biologist, and the other works in mixology.
Golfer #2: No, your "mixologist" son serves Cosmos at a gay bar in South Beach. He is a bartender.
mixology by Launchpad McWhack August 25, 2011

Mixology 

the study of mixing drinks and cocktails
Bartenders study mixology.
Mixology by Mic October 7, 2003

Mimology 

The study of how sounds reflect meaning in words.
Mimology explains why onamonapias exist.
Mimology by Mimology June 1, 2011

Victorian Mixology

The act of consuming alcoholic beverages in a themed manner as such to make you feel as though you are a true gentleman.

Carefully crafted cocktails presented in the theme of a bygone era.
- Good morrow Hugo, I'm feeling rather parched. Would you like to fetch the other gents and go for a rather bloody good drink .

- Yes Geoffrey, that sounds splendid, I hear Victorian Mixology is the new it thing the town crier just won't shut up about it.

Mixology 

An imaginary subject that would fucking own.
I want to study mixology.
Mixology by JMJ September 3, 2003

mixology 

The study of mixing music, includes sub-genres of DJing, mash-ups, bastard pop, and remixing.
Dude, it's the electronic age of music! Mixology lets you use other songs as a palette with which to paint the song of your imagination.
mixology by _darb October 14, 2007