The sensation of just having committed a discellocation, by calling someone, thinking they were nearby, only to discover after several minutes of chitchat that they are thousands of miles and several time zones away.
John (on the phone): Hey Chris, can I swing by your house to pick up that dvd?
Chris (on mobile phone): Not at the moment.
John: OK, when's good?
Chris: Next week. I'm on the beach in Kauai right now.
John: Whoa, I just got a wicked case of mislocaphonia.
Chris (on mobile phone): Not at the moment.
John: OK, when's good?
Chris: Next week. I'm on the beach in Kauai right now.
John: Whoa, I just got a wicked case of mislocaphonia.
by Foster Boondoggle January 30, 2012