misketis 

a small alpine bird that,strangely, has never been to the alps. Some say it got lost on it's way to Tanzania, but that is all lies and heresay you fucking asshole.

redneck one: lets go to dem dere alps and shoot us some misketis's
redneck two: actually, contrary to popular belief, misketis don't live in the alps, and you don't need the 's you illiterate redneck
redneck one: oh, good point.. lets run over imported cars with our big black chevy pickups!
rednekc two: NOW U'Z IS TALKING, YEEAHHHHAAAA

misketis by Gustav Weisskopf June 12, 2007

myfetish4mark 

When someone has a fetish for mark lee from nct.

Myfetish4marklee is becoming unsettling....

myfetish4mark by anonymous May 19, 2021

disfetish 

1. a form of negative response in which disgust or loathing is strongly linked to a particular word, object, activity, or idea

2. a viscerally negative reaction to a specific stimulus

3. opposite of a fetish, an extreme turn-off, gag-inducing, anathema, nauseating,

My disfetish is when someone calls me a "female" on Tinder, the second they start calling me that, I block them.
I have a disfetish for snot, whenever I think about it for too long I start gagging.

disfetish by MisophonicBrat April 23, 2023

Misgetshortetism 

A diagnosis of being a midget and short, the consequence of this ailment is death in 30 years.

We're sorry to tell you that your aunt has misgetshortetism

Misgetshortetism by Babysparrow July 31, 2025