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1. mirpur
A place full of simple peace loving folk whereas:

The punjabis are to pakistan what the british were to the rest of the world- interfering , colonialist leeches who have low moral standards and and no regard for the rule of law but yet have the gall to claim that they are more civilised than the people of Mirpur.

Due to their hypocrisy,delusion, immorality and debauchery God has decided to punish them by inflicting several hardships on Pakistan and thus we should not shed a tear for these animals. It is always heart warming to hear of taliban suicide bomber blowing up punjabis in Lahore (commonly known as LA-WHORE due to the widespread practice of voluntary prostitution amongst lahori women). It is about time these vile parasites are held accountable for their actions ( ironically including arming/funding the taliban in the first place) and with Gods help the fake, munafik country of shittistan will be banished forever from the pages of history taking this wretched punjabi race with it. AMEN!!
Paakman: im a typical ugly scrawny punjabi who lacks the courage to face a mirpuri face to face and have to resort to being a keyboard warrior. Im a 40 yr old virgin who watches his sister get fucked by sikhs and hindus and does nothing and so a mirpuri has to step in and beat the fuck out of the dirty ragheads ; but i still remain ungrateful. I love the pakistani army even though their generals are known to engage in greek style homosexual orgies with each other whilst their women get fucked by men half their age in their absence. My cock is too small to penetrate a woman and i pretend that urdu is my first language as i am ashamed of my punjabi heritage. Oh god please do humanity a favour and destroy us.
2. mirpur
A remote location located in a large hole north/east of Pakistan. A smell emanates from this hole which has been reported by many Amazonian tribes, despite the stink of their own location. Those who have actually BEEN to m*rpur tell of unspeakable horrors which mustn't be detailed even on this website.

The semi-human village inhabitants tend to be very simplistic beings, trading in goats and living in buildings composing mainly of shit.

The Pakistani army made it so that m*rpur can only be reached by a rickety bridge, so as to keep the mirpuri people in, and warn everybody else to keep away.
Trampy Asian #1: Stfu man!
Trampy Asian #2: Hell no, you dirty mirpuri shit!
Trampy Asian #1: Oh no, you crossed the line bro!
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