When you’re done brushing your teeth, you use the foam left behind from the toopaste as lubrication as you stick it up your ass.
Dad: Son, what kind of masturbation are you going to try tonight?
Son: I’m going to try a minty Sensation after I brush my teeth!!
Son: I’m going to try a minty Sensation after I brush my teeth!!
by This isn't me November 21, 2017