Hows your Minkton? 

A variant of 'hows your father?' The origins of the phrase are obscure at best. To 'have a bit of hows your Minkton' implies that the individual in question has partaken in sexual activites that are far from what is considered simple love-making. Such complex maneuvres as inverted fisting, mongolian hate slamming and the 'human sock' would be considered some of the tamer moves used during a session.

John: How about a bit of hows your Minkton?
Stacey: You sick bastard! Ok then.

Additional note: My house is your house and your house is Monkhouse.

Hows your Minkton? by Monkhouse April 11, 2008

Monktonite

Describes a person hailing from Monkton Ontario.

Usually sighted driving a Cutlass - sporting a mullet, Ski-Doo or Yamaha jacket, tight jeans, and shit-kickers. Monktonites are slow, dim-witted, greasy, and blue-collar.

All Monktonites guzzle cheap Canadian beer, smoke cigarettes, and love to "wrassle."

That f*cking drunk Monktonite threw me on the fire at Tom's bush party the other night.

Monktonite by Time4SumAksion July 30, 2004

Ed Minton 

Ed Minton is one of the vocalists/guitarists of the band 'Elliot Minor' (formerly 'The Academy').
He is half Japanese, and has two sisters. He has a thing for green tea...
Ed met Alex at Uppingham School when they were 13, and is one of the two original members of the band. They started writing music and recording together, and performed acoustic covers at the school. In 2005, after leaving Uppingham, both decided to be serious about their music and took a gap year from their studies during which they focused on writing and recording their own songs.
He's super cool, and wants to show you his ride. Vroom, vroom!

Elliot Minor consists of;
Alex Davies,
ED MINTON,
Dan Hetherton,
Ed 'Teddy' Hetherton
and
Ali Paul

Ed Minton by C-to the-double-O-L March 1, 2009

minton 

A hypothetical form of the game badminton where the players actually have some skill. Used in insults. A synonym of goodminton.

Ryan: "Hit the damned shuttlecock already!"
Greg: "Ok, here goes. I'm going to whack the 'cock!"
Ryan: "That's what she said!"
(Greg whiffs)
Ryan: "Nice one."
Greg: "I meant to do that. Ok, here goes for real. This 'cock is headed straight for your face!"
Ryan: "That's what he said!"
(Greg hits it right into the net)
Ryan: "You know, this game was just called minton before you started playing it."

minton by Nicholas D March 10, 2009

Monkton 

the mucus secreted by the anal glands to help lubricate fecies.

U stink like monkton!

Monkton by Fat Ass Biatch May 19, 2003

munkton 

slang for the female genitalia

that ho just got her munkton blasted!

munkton by Jecto123 October 9, 2008

milktonium 

fancy word for crack

I hope I don't over-dose on milktonium at this party tonight.

milktonium by that_be_hcook November 19, 2009