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Moingona Mongoose 

A small solitary predator who can often be found in or around the river bottoms of rural Moingona indulging on discount beer and pizza rolls. The Moingona Mongoose is constantly searching for a mate to bring back to their home or lair, which they share with their Mongoose Mom and Dad. An often elusive creature the Mongoose is mostly only found at night as it has no occupation during the daylight hours. The mongoose has a need for speed that he embraces through his competitiveness however he also carries a short temper only matched by his stature, so when approaching proceed with caution.
Dude, I saw the Moingona Mongoose in a van down by the river yesterday!
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Mingoias are a rare, natural accruing animal, primarily found in the lands of Florida. Mingoias will typically be drawn to specific video games throughout their lifetime, including: Minecraft, Arma 3, The Division 2, and other Mil-Sim games. While it is rare that a Mingoia lives past the age of 20, some records have been found of a specific Mingoia named Ryan. He is currently the oldest known Mingoia to have set foot in Florida since 2000.

While many Mingoias travel alone or with a pair, Ryan seems to have been adopted by other animals throughout North America. Some include the rare Saige312, the reluctant Scorpio, the devious DeckardCain, the elusive Tompou, the energetic IZEN, and the babbling Ghost.

Mingoias are some of the most rarest creatures found in North America, with records showing that only 3 are currently living in the world today. One report is that the Mingoia Ryan, currently works a 5 out of 7 day job and has little time to join and socialize with his fellow tribe. But this does not stop him from playing Minecraft with a select few of his family.
Tom: “Hey, have you seen Mingoia around?”
Saige: “No, i think he’s working... again”
Mingoia by Saige312 September 9, 2019
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minionaire 

a minionaire ususally occurs, when a minion usually working for 5 cent from india or pakistan ,becomes a millionaire, and they don't really know what to do,so they keep minioning while keeping the millions instead of going on holiday or cloning a spare arm just in case..!!you know go fucking wild and do something just mad!!
minion: ooh me chuthi i just won!!!!

minon2: (the shit one) ohhh we must continue to work and fool our neighbours!!
minionaire am i??
MERRICK!FUCK!
1. An extension of the word Minge can also be used as the collective noun for Minge.
2. Alternate name for a girl named Minge.
3. Used when getting the attention of one named Minge when she is not paying attention.
1. One Minge, many Mingina
2. This is my friend Mingina
3. Hey Minge, Minge, Oi Minge!
HEY MINGINA, drag your ass over here!
Mingina by Defamed Socialite November 21, 2004
Mingina is a name that is half Korean and half Italian. The name "Min" means Clever and is of Korean origin. And the name "Gina" means Queen and is of Italian origin.
"Hey Mingina, how's it going."
Mingina by Meh05 September 25, 2020

Mangonator

A male that holds a mouthful of milk in their mouth, places a straw down their pee pee hole, and blows the milk into the hole and into their bladder. Then the person can piss the white substance over anybody, anything, or back into a glass for re-consumption (a real party favorite).
I hired a mangonator for your mother's birthday party.
Mangonator by nob May 11, 2004

mingeonaise

when a mans cocksauce mixes with a womans mingesauce
after sex she went to the bathroom with mingeonaise running down the inside of her legs
mingeonaise by wanbaw66 March 26, 2009