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a male or female who fell out of the ugly tree at birth and hit every branch on the way down
God that girl/boy is so minging she really needs to work on her personality
minger by dolly dagger March 30, 2003

Gormless Minger 

It means you are most likely dumb and ugly but mostly used as an insult in cod lobbies
Tj: You fucking gormless minger
Soup: Oh n o way bro same
Gormless Minger by TJHIJINX August 28, 2021
Someone who was not just touched by the ugly stick at birth but was battered severely with it. Anyone who does not look better to you after several strong alcoholic drinks probably fits this category. Anyone scoring 7+ on www.amiaminger.com.
She was a minger, a real 8 pinter.
minger by Shaun April 24, 2004

Minger Zoo 

1. A group of particularly ugly women. 2. A collection of unattractive females often seen together, or working together for a common goal. See The Muntville Mafia, Munter Mash, and Club Munterville.
On entering a low quality establishment: "Watch it! Minger Zoo is busting out."
Minger Zoo by Imagine Sys March 13, 2008
Although now more commonly used to define an extremely visually challanging appearance, the word minger originally came from scottish gaelic, meaning 'septic vagina'.

Now often used by chavs all over Britain to define anything remotely disgusting
Eurgh look Shaz, thats right minging, innit?
Minger by random aardvark April 19, 2005
A derogatory term specifically for an English person. Comes from the Glasgow rhyming slang. The word England is often pronounced as "Inger-land" by English football fans, thus inger minger.

It comes from the Scots word "ming", which refers to several things, such as something smelly, poor quality, unattractive, and also to human excrement, the latter definition documented by Watson in the early 1900s around Roxburgh.

The word minger was picked up by Big Brother's Jade Goody to describe herself on national TV in 2002 and quickly spread around English youth culture, all blissfully unaware of it's correct meaning and true origin - as shown by the wrong entries in this section.
Haw, Goody ye hoor! Ye'r a richt minger!
minger by knawlege303 April 15, 2010
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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