by Tord-ivar jr October 24, 2008
A process of raping your intelligence; never accompanied by a pre-lubricant; doesn't leave you with an endorphine high and craving a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich or a cigarette. Rarely are dinner and drinks bought for you before or after the act; most often tried on an unsuspecting victim,penetration has less friction; the perpetrator will rarely call you the next day; A passive-agressive way to get their money shot, no happy ending for you.
I just read The New York Times and watched 2 hours of Fox news, now I don't know which hand to wipe with...what a mindfuck.
by terryzz February 17, 2009
A cinematic technique that uses misdirection to lead to an ending that is at first glance completely unexpected or contradictory, but is coherent and reasonable given hindsight and careful observation of the clues presented.
Classic examples include “Memento”, “The Usual Suspects”, "Fight Club", and “The Sixth Sense”.
Classic examples include “Memento”, “The Usual Suspects”, "Fight Club", and “The Sixth Sense”.
by aaaaa October 9, 2003
verb: to confuse or reshape your thought the way the "mindfucker" wants you to think. making you question, doubt, or acquire a new set of ideas based off what the perpetrator has told you.
if you think cell phones are for personal communication, a mindfucker can mindfuck you into thinking it's a chip so aliens can track you.
by GODZILLUH October 6, 2009
Ted: "It took me three years to talk about that."
Al: "Well, Ted, Vietnam was an absolute mindfuck."
Senior Detective: "This just doesn't make any sense? Who murders a goose?"
Junior Detective: "Yeah, this case is an absolute mindfuck."
"If you are enrolling your children at Weisenborn Middle, prepare them for an absolute mindfuck."
Al: "Well, Ted, Vietnam was an absolute mindfuck."
Senior Detective: "This just doesn't make any sense? Who murders a goose?"
Junior Detective: "Yeah, this case is an absolute mindfuck."
"If you are enrolling your children at Weisenborn Middle, prepare them for an absolute mindfuck."
by Brother Benson April 21, 2010
A guy/girl that messes with your mind. You never know what they mean or are thinking. They're inconsistent and confusing and will never tell you how they really feel. They fuck with ur feelings and leave u all contradicted and confused.
by Bung it. July 28, 2019
A man who regularly promises things to a woman that he is involved with, (i.e. commitment, a future together, etc.), when he has absolutely no intention of making good on these promises. Very cold, calculating, and manipulative character, but with a very soft, kind, likeable exterior.
If you have dated/broken up with a man a dozen or more times, chances are you are involved with a mindfucker and should get out while you still have some of your dignity. And self-respect. And sanity.
by Knows Better Now April 5, 2004