mind grapes

From 30 Rock:

Jack: Jack Welch has such unparalleled management skills they named Welch's Grape Juice after him, because he squeezes the sweetest juice out of his workers’ mind grapes.

Liz: That doesn’t even make sense.

Jack: No, it doesn’t, does it. I wrote it down in the middle of the night.
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Tracy (to writers): What else is on my mind grapes?
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Tracy (to Kenneth): I got something on my mind grapes I need to talk to you about.

mind grapes by 30 Rock November 6, 2007

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mind grapes

Another term for the mind or the brain. Made popular by the TV show, 30 Rock.

Jack: (Practicing for a charity dinner) Jack Welch has such unparalleled management skills they named Welch's Grape Juice after him because he squeezes the Swedish juice out of his workers' mind grapes.

Liz: That doesn't even make sense.

Tracy: What else? What else is on my mind grapes?

mind grapes by Phil F. November 1, 2007

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mindgrapes

An idiosyncratic phrase simply meaning one's mind.

"I got something on my mindgrapes I need to talk to you about."

-Tracy Morgan's charachter on the TV show, "30 Rock"

mindgrapes by Justin Bland November 7, 2007

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mindgrapes

Mindgrapes refers to your brain thinking.

Tracy Jordan has supple mindgrapes.

mindgrapes by Connie Silverville March 23, 2009

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mindrapesions

the act of your senses being completely destroyed via insane illusions. illusion, rape, gauge

that mindrapesions left my brain in a mushy goopy substance leaking out of my ears, but yet i still wanted more. cosby sweater, dirty sanchez

mindrapesions by huff cuff master March 9, 2011

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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