mind grapes

From 30 Rock:

Jack: Jack Welch has such unparalleled management skills they named Welch's Grape Juice after him, because he squeezes the sweetest juice out of his workers’ mind grapes.

Liz: That doesn’t even make sense.

Jack: No, it doesn’t, does it. I wrote it down in the middle of the night.
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Tracy (to writers): What else is on my mind grapes?
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Tracy (to Kenneth): I got something on my mind grapes I need to talk to you about.

mind grapes by 30 Rock November 6, 2007

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mind grapes

Another term for the mind or the brain. Made popular by the TV show, 30 Rock.

Jack: (Practicing for a charity dinner) Jack Welch has such unparalleled management skills they named Welch's Grape Juice after him because he squeezes the Swedish juice out of his workers' mind grapes.

Liz: That doesn't even make sense.

Tracy: What else? What else is on my mind grapes?

mind grapes by Phil F. November 1, 2007

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mindgrapes

An idiosyncratic phrase simply meaning one's mind.

"I got something on my mindgrapes I need to talk to you about."

-Tracy Morgan's charachter on the TV show, "30 Rock"

mindgrapes by Justin Bland November 7, 2007

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mindgrapes

Mindgrapes refers to your brain thinking.

Tracy Jordan has supple mindgrapes.

mindgrapes by Connie Silverville March 23, 2009

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mindrapesions

the act of your senses being completely destroyed via insane illusions. illusion, rape, gauge

that mindrapesions left my brain in a mushy goopy substance leaking out of my ears, but yet i still wanted more. cosby sweater, dirty sanchez

mindrapesions by huff cuff master March 9, 2011

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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