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Sticking your cock and balls back between your legs and pressing everything against a screen door. The mesh will created a "minced" look just perfect for Halloween and Christmas.
Out at the farm, Earl scared Grandma when he dropped trou and showed her the minced ham. He is no longer in the will
by Jeff Sheldon October 26, 2005
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