milftastic 

adjective, derived from the term MILF from the movie American Pie. A MILF is a Mother I'd Like to Fuck; MILFtastic is a term to describe such a woman who is usually old enough to have a teenaged kid but hot enough that most guys don't care and would love bang her hard all night long doggie-style.

Man, look at the cans on that MILF! They're huge. I'd love to tittie-fuck her. And that ass if fine, she's all-round MILFtastic!

milftastic by saskotis March 14, 2006

Milkfest 

A Milkfest is the term given to an event in which large amounts of milk are consumed in a matter of minutes. The term 'Milkfest' was coined in 2010 by three adventurous teenagers (Alex Scott, Ejaz Majoka and Ben Allinson) who took advantage of this profound, accidental discovery, and made it as their most crucial necessity. From that day forward these courageous teenagers have been guzzling down large amounts of milk (such as 8 pints) daily. The expert scientists at the University of Cambridge have been performing tests on these brave adolescents, and they have found that their calcium levels, Vitamin A and other chemicals are constantly 30% higher than average which means that they are at a much lower risk (74%) of developing cancer and other malfunctions to the brain and the body.

Ben: I'm thirsty.
Ejaz: Shall we have drink?
Alex: Lets have a milkfest?
Zach (Newcomer): YEAH!!!!!

Milkfest by Friendly Neighborhood Spidrman June 6, 2011

Milktoast 

1 - The absolute, unwilling and unfailing behavior to never pick a side on any issue, up to, and including, purposefully defending people, places, things and concepts from criticism from friends, colleagues, family, strangers and that one guy, even if said criticism is 100% warranted and valid.

2 - Cowardice couched as thoughtful politeness.

3 - Bland to the point of being sickly.

See also Travis Beagell

"I'm sorry is Trav saying he is not milktoast? I'm glad I'm not so self deluded."

Milktoast by imabastardman April 21, 2021

MILFeasance

Misconduct or misbehavior by a public official who happens to be a MILF. See also flirj

I'd sure like Palin to milfeasance me in the oval office.
If Bill Clinton was a woman he would have been convicted of milfeasance.
Janet Reno could never have been convicted of milfeasance.

MILFeasance by drss123 February 23, 2009

Milktoast 

A person with a very milky appearance.

“Holy that guys white”
“He probably sweats cows milk he’s such a milktoast”

Milktoast by Gferda July 6, 2023

casper milktoast 

A wimp of a man, who won't stand up to his wife.

She is so controlling, but thank God, she is married to a Casper Milktoast, who only says , "Yes, Dear. Anything you say, Dear."

casper milktoast by Jibbie July 10, 2003

Harvey Milktoast 

A man who is so mild mannered and so pathetically clueless about it that he gives you the heebie- jeebies.

Ya, that guy's a odd one. He's such a Harvey Milktoast that I throw up in my mouth a little every time I see him.

Harvey Milktoast by QuantumX22 August 27, 2015