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Spider Militia 

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A group of vague and shadowy individuals who's sole purpose is to abduct people, either randomly or with an unknown premise which is equally illogical to that of David Schwimmer's existence. In extreme cases, the family of those abducted will also be taken. After being taken the individuals seem to vanish immediately and everybody who had known them seem perfectly fine with it.
Person: I'm better than anybody else because I believe I am. Since I believe it, it must be true because I am too amazing to ever be wrong.

Person #2: You better be careful, the Spider Militia is going to come and steal you and your entire family seeing as you're a pretentious snob.
Spider Militia by Dr. Hipposkapolis December 30, 2010
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Scurvy Militia 

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The crappiest band on the planet. they played in assembly one day and I nearly died.
What? I can't hear the words, they're all fuzzy and staticky. And that noise...ahhhhhh....
Scurvy Militia by My EARS. November 1, 2004
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dog shit militia

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The legendary rapper babytron has a rapper gang that he calls the shitty boyz dog shit milita.
“Ay shitty boyz dog shit militia u know what the fuck goin on”
dog shit militia by SHITTY BOYZ July 4, 2023
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The Militias of Smithers 

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a badass highschool gang, with a redneck and two badasses...oh and a simp, and fuck love is their motto...meanwhile they kick fuck boys and fuck up haters as they walk.
hey look its The Militias of Smithers.
fuck you rebecca,
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Nutshot 

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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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Nerd neck 

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A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
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