militelloism

The inability to recognize irony when implementing the word "troll".

He flapped his lips for 2 hours, yet he was oblivious to his militelloism.

by SingularityDensity February 16, 2014

Jake militello

A man that will go take extreme measures to ensure that his family and people that are close to him are protected and taken care of whatever the cost may be. Funny and out going but will not lose any sleep over it because he did what he had to do to provide, protect and over come any situation.

God did you see jake Militello tonight that was crazy

by Jason Winship May 18, 2019

militelloism

a lesser-known religion. Includes many practices, one being that every day at 4:29 all followers must verbally acknowledge that it is 4:29.

-“What religion do you follow?”
-“Militelloism. Oh, by the way, 429”
-“What?”
-“It’s 4:29”

by bonniebilitelloism September 13, 2021