Named for the Australian serial killer Ivan Milat, who killed 7 hitchikers. When you accept a lift from someone and you are unsure of where you are going. You may get murdered and buried in a shallow grave in the middle of the bush/forest.

The Sitch was hitching along the highway, when Anthony pulled up in a skin peeler wagon and offered him a lift. After several miles Sitch was sure he was going to get Milated.

Milated by Bigdogaloggle April 11, 2011

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Milfates

MILFs who do Pilates. Considerably hotter than regular MILFs.

Joe: I love my Gym - it is filled with Milfates!
Don: Whoa man. that is amazing

Milfates by thisismynewname October 7, 2011

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militelloism

The inability to recognize irony when implementing the word "troll".

He flapped his lips for 2 hours, yet he was oblivious to his militelloism.

militelloism by SingularityDensity February 15, 2014

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Jake militello

A man that will go take extreme measures to ensure that his family and people that are close to him are protected and taken care of whatever the cost may be. Funny and out going but will not lose any sleep over it because he did what he had to do to provide, protect and over come any situation.

God did you see jake Militello tonight that was crazy

Jake militello by Jason Winship May 18, 2019

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