[milf-t]

Milf-t..

Mum I'd like to fuck, twice.

When a milf goes beyond hot ;D

Oh my god Toby's mum is such a milf!

I want her so bad..

She's got to be a milf-t, once just isn't enough.

[milf-t] by Dreadcock :) January 4, 2009

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Milf Tits

The nice warm juicy tits of a milf, perfect size and you always get a huge boner when you see them. When your banging the vagina of a hot milf you should always squeeze them.

Guy 1: Hey man remember when I was over at your house? Well your mom changed right infront of me and I saw her awesome milf tits. Then we screwed on the bed. High five!

Milf Tits by DildoWlegs October 17, 2009

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Related Words

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milf-town

Milford, a city in Connecticut in which there are a lot of hot Milfs, or moms I'd like to fuck.

"Did you see those tits and ass on that milf!"
"Well we are in Milf-Town."

milf-town by Guy Lafleur January 17, 2008

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Milf to be

A hot pregnant woman.

Dude, that pregnant chick is hot, she is such a milf to be.

Milf to be by Gin September 21, 2004

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Milf Truck

When a Milf is driving her kids to or from school in an SUV or 4 Wheel Drive Vehicle.

Did you see the tits on the Milf in the Milf Truck?

Milf Truck by Anthony Linton aka *MAD DOG* February 18, 2009

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MILF tickler

Another name for a penis. This term applies to the cock of a man who likes MILF.

Dude 1: "Hey Dawg, why so sad?"
Dude 2: "Slow trade, dude. My MILF tickler ain't gettin' no use this month!"

MILF tickler by Wizards Sleeve February 15, 2007

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James Taylor MILF Theory

"James Taylor MILF Theory" is the theory that all MILFS love James Taylor. Extensive empirical Research done by MILF scientists at Harvard University, fully supports this theory. This theory is the leading body of research of which the rapidly growing "MILF Studies" major at Harvard and MIT revolves around. To see this theory in practice one simply needs to play James Taylor's "Something in the Way She Moves" outside of a Marshall's Home Goods or Panera Bread and the MILFS will swarm like fruit flies to a piece of rotting pineapple.

With Great Power comes great responsibility.

Friend 1: What is your term paper for MILF Studies 101 on?
Friend 2: It is on James Taylor MILF Theory of course!

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James Taylor MILF Theory by Manboy Doug January 24, 2016

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