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Two miles away 

That's how far away Beccy the hot single mum is, and she wants you.
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A Million Miles Away 

Friday night, I'd just got back
I had my eyes shut and dreaming about the past
I thought about you while the radio played
I should have got loaded, some reason I stayed
I started drifting to a different place
I realized I was falling off the face of the world
And there was nothing left to bring me back
I'm a million miles away
A million miles away
I'm just a million miles away
And there's nothing left to bring me back today
Took a ride, I went downtown
The streets were empty, there was no one around
To place that we used to know
Been all the places that we used to go
I'm at the wrong end of your looking glass
Just trying to hold on to the hands of the past and you
And there was nothing left to bring me back
I was a million miles away
A million miles away
I'm just a million miles away
And there's nothing to bring me back today
Bring me back today, bring me back today
I started drifting to a different place
I realized, falling off the face of the world
And there was nothing left to bring me back
I was a million miles away
I'm a million miles away
I'm a million miles away
And there's nothing left to bring me back today
Bring me back today, bring me back today
Bring me back today

Mile Away Club 

The act of of having sex with a woman in all 50 states at least a mile in distance from each location.
1. Man- It is really hard to get in the Mile Away Club

2. Husband- Yes, finally in the Mile Away Club!

Wife- What? We only had sex once!
Mile Away Club by Mr. Rugby August 2, 2011

myles_away 

myles_away is a marbles streamer, now that's pretty Pog
myles_away by hyperbruhW May 28, 2020

I'd strap on 16 a mile away 

An indication of disgust toward, or warning against hooking up with a particularly disgusting slut. She is so gross that upon seeing her and/or learning about her numerous sexual partners, you feel it's only safe to strap up with at least sixteen rubbers and stay a mile away from her pussy or more at all times to avoid getting a severe case of VD.
Tom: Dude! I think I'm gonna score with Kendra at Mike's party tonight, can't wait to hit that shit raw!

Jerry: You gotta be fuckin' kidding me. Oh well, have fun getting sloppy thirds 20 minutes after the party starts. I'd strap on 16 a mile away.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026