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mildrid the middler 

a 50 something year old woman who has no family or friends but meddles in everybodys business
mildrid the middler: oh i ate spaghetti with john gotti, i got so much money.

(mildrid the middler trying to buy friends)

beware, spys on younger men, repulsive, compulsive liar/manipulative and has a weird obsession for photography also known to have animal feces all over their house and acts like they don't know any better when confronted. Also a meth head
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motor mouth mildrid 

an old hag who rambles about fantasies of knowing mob, celebrities, anyone famous.
Mildrid: I know John Gotti Jr oh hun a plate of spaghetti

Mildrid: I had dinner with George Bush hun and we went to his ranch in texas
Mildrid: I have 10 billion dollars hun i dont need anything

Mike: Goddamn motor mouth mildrid shit the fuck up!
Mildrid: What? ::launches off into another fantasy dweller diatribe::
used by nerdy guys or funny guys pretending to be nerdy to point out an attractive girl
Fellow males, Mildrid at 5 pie over 2 radians; fuzzleberries the tape on my glasses just fell off.
mildrid by Urban Dictionary April 25, 2004
A rarely seen creature, the Mildrum has four limbs. The two legs are springy for bouncing, as that is how it travels. The two arm like appendages are often used for grabbing and snatching at things. It has very light hair and dark rings around its eyes.

If, by chance you do come across this creature, it makes a quacking-squeaking noise if you manage to grab it. During the mating seasons (spring and fall), the males are most attracted to females with long hair standing straight up on their heads.
Was that a Mildrum that just ran through the woods?!
Mildrem is a cool ass name it doesn’t matter how bad you are with her she will never say shit to you… maybe a lil. mildrem is the type of person who you wouldn’t like to lose. Mildrem is a unique ass name. even tho she might act dark she is really nice and has a big heart. she loves to mix colors with black :| . She is still one of my best friends. Take care of her >:/

… You better.
girl 1 :Heeeyyy mildrem
Mildrem : what do you want
mildrem by No_onefr November 23, 2021
A type of bug that flies around different places, tends to be inside someone's house.
Omg is that A Mildrid.

Eww A Mildrid landed on my leg!
a mildrid by BugHater May 31, 2018

mildrome 

A God That Shows No Fear In His Actions

With-Stands Any Tough Situation That’s Against Him

Master At Being Composed
mildrome by Mildrome January 17, 2025