mildo 

Poorly constructed Mexican knock-offs of large and strong American dildos. Can be identified by their mustard brown appearance with strange white blotches (indicative of either a poor paint job or some "factory testing" before shipping?) and by bending the mildo across the shaft, checking for stress fractures or tears. Inferior-quality dildos will tear down the length of the shaft, causing irritation and discomfort during use and they may even break off into the vagina or anus.

Just stick to American made dildos from mom & pop sex shops and you should be OK.

I bought this dildo from internetdildos.com and it broke off in my ass. Stupid fucking mildos.

mildo by JMouseguy November 21, 2011

Muldoon adventure 

An ill fated trip which with hindsight was a mistake, but no lesson is learned from this mistake. Usually, those who take part must walk many miles to get home, from the ill fated location in which the muldoon occurance occured.

Originates from the misprenunciation of "El Dude", a fraternity in which both members took part in unsucessful adventures.

That party was so lame last night.
I know, just another muldoon adventure.

I have a feeling tonight is gonna be a muldoon adventure.

Saturday was just a muldoon adventure.

Muldoon adventure by Dildo Appreciation Society October 25, 2010

Milboomial 

Term used for people that are born between the the generations millennial and boomer

XNI: I lived through your age, i know how it works
Me: Ok milboomial

Milboomial by Milboomial November 18, 2020

mildoaoa 

MOTHER ID LIKE TO DESTROY OVER AND OVER AGAIN

Sandra Bullock in the Blind Side is a mildoaoa

mildoaoa by Rhino, Raptor, Dee June 2, 2010

mildo madness 

The result of drinking way too much Miller Light the night before and having to shit out your brains in the morning.

(Contains more water than the Bud Mud.) Use caution when mixing with Mac-D's or Wendys, may cause birth defect, liver damage, and in serious cases may be life threating, Consult your docter if the mildo masdness lasts longer than 24 hours.

Yo, mondo you get the mildo madness this morning...

yah I used half the roll this morning... fuck Miller Light.

mildo madness by Balls McLongCock December 31, 2006

Moldoon 

Moldoon:- Mol·doon - (mohl-doon) (mʌlˈduːn)

A foolish or stupid person akin to a clown or a bufoon.

Moldoonary:-

A foolish or stupid situation or act or to act like a moldoon.

Moldoonary
"Look at what that moldoon is doing over there"
"He/She is such a moldoon"
"He/She was driving like a moldoon"
"Don't be such a moldoon"

Moldoonary
"There is some sheer moldoonary going on here"
"This is absolute moldoonary"
"Moldoonary of the first order"

Moldoon by garethmk1 August 19, 2012

milpool 

a word that is mispelled due to distraction. that word then features part of the distraction.
from the simpsons

Bart: "sign my cast?"
milhouse(Looking at the pool writes: "get well soon, your friend Milpool"

milpool by saintranju July 15, 2005