When one takes incredibly homosexual myspace photos and posts them on Myspace, refusing to do anything with their life.
Carrie- Hey Sarah, I think I know that guy on Myspace.

Sarah- Really?

Carrie- Yeah, for all the time he took to take those photos on his Myspace, he could have a job, some money, and new un-shitted on underwear.

Sarah- Seriously, check out the highlighter looking pit stains on his shirt.

Carrie and Sarah- GROSS! What a Mike Monoxide!
by gunbear08 March 5, 2010
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